4.16.2007

NaPoWriMo - Sixteen

"Corporate Poetry no. 1"

April 16
IMPORTANT INFO
READ IMMEDIATELY!

Effective TODAY:
if you are sick
you will be required to bring
your own tissues to work;
they will no longer be provided
for you.
(We will continue
stocking toilet tissue,
for your convenience.)
(Purchasing, see if you can
return tissue boxes
unopened.)


HATS OFF TO ROY HARPER
(escrow agent)
As he was recently awarded
$500 for catching fraud!
Everyone else, remember:
keep your guard up
keep honing your crime-busting skills.
Subprime Lenders
are dropping like flies
and you too can be a hero!

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1 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

I still can't believe that tissue incident...

9:04 AM  

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